So Many Sides to Sarah – She’s More Than Just Sally Six-Pack October 12, 2008
Posted by voolavex in Politics & Religion, Uncategorized.Tags: Abuse of Power, Alaska, Barack Obama, Beauty Queen, heels, John McCain, lipsticks, list, Mom, Mrs. Malaprop, multi-tasking, Newsweek, Nov 5, Prayer, Sally Six Pack, Sarah Palin, Soccer Mom, Special Needs chidl, VP, Washington Post, Wasilla
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Sally Six-Pack has maneuvered herself between a rock and a hard place on
a melting ice floe. Look at the multi-tasking list she has made for herself in this election:
Governor of the Great State of Alaska
Former Mayor of Metropolitan Wasilla
Former Beauty Queen
Soccer Mom
Hockey Mom
Mom of a Special Needs Child
Mom of a Pregnant Teenage Daughter
Mom of a Soldier
Committed Christian (not sure what that means but she is one)
Gun lover
VP candidate
Supporter of Secession for the Great State of Alaska
Show runner for McCain Campaign
Mrs. Malaprop.
Hottie
Hate Mongerer
Name caller
Faithful wife of First Dude (really?)
Cronyist
And, as of yesterday – an abuser of Political Power.
And if that’s not enough, last week, Sarah Palin made the cover of Newsweek this week and already folks are crying foul. Damn – I know plenty of people out here in TV land that would run a Hummer over a baby just to make the cover of Newsweek. What the hell is up with people – it’s a great close up shot – she looks age appropriate – in fact better, especially after five kids and all that sun damage out shooting caribou in the Great State of Alaska. So what’s the problem. Eeee-oooo – we can see a crow’s foot. Someone forgot to Photo shop her into a glamour kitten. Well, here the rub: Sal cannot have it both ways. Either she is a soccer mom married to Joe Six-pack – with a face untouched by Botox or she is a beauty queen who can’t actually wear heels and gloves at the same time. And it’s not even BOTH ways – She wants it every way. Check out her list above. Sarah’s acolytes expect her to be all those things and more and Sarah just eggs them on. (Oh and plus a politician and one with a brain too.). Well – in that case – you really cannot have it every which way you choose. The mere fact that Snarky Sally Six-pack got the cover of Newsweek should make her family and all her misguided followers thrilled. If we are lucky – after Nov 5, we will not see her again for many a moon.
New accusations by the Washington Post of her hate speech and slur mongering fuel the fire too. The cover of Newsweek is the least of her worries and ours. Sally Six-pack should have a sock stuffed in her mouth until the election is over and her presumptive running mate should keep running his and alienate even his closest friends on “both sides of the aisle.” One sings, the other doesn’t.
The Sarah Palin Chronicles – Part Two – Red Herring Babygate September 2, 2008
Posted by voolavex in Uncategorized.Tags: amniotic fluid, Barack Obama, Beans of Egypt Maine, birth records, Bristol, doctor, Levi Johnston, Levi Johnston My Space, levijohnstonpalin, Myspace, obstetrician, Palin, pediatrician, Red Herrings, Sarah Palin, secret, Trig, Trisomy 21, vice president, VP, Willow
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Another day of the Palin political saga.
FYI – Chris Kelly in the Huffington Post has nailed the Palin Baby mama Drama on the nose. I suggest you read it. I am trying to post it here but not having any luck so far.
Here is a whole new scenario for the Baby Mama situation. Has anyone looked at young, sweet Willow? She’s old enough and a pregnancy in a younger teen is one that would certainly be plausible unless there is convincing evidence to refute the suggestion. And it would be one you would want to hide at all costs. Girls her age rarely marry the baby daddy (maybe they do in the Far North) but Bristol and Sarah may be Red Herrings. It will take deeper digging but I am sure that some clever person – possibly myself even – will find Trig’s birth records and the doctor who delivered him. It might be fascinating to find out exactly whose amniotic fluid was tested for Trisomy 21. Who are Bristol and Willow’s and Trig’s pediatrician and who is the girl’s obstetrician? And I do allow for the fact even those record may be fixed or shredded. Until then – Sarah Palin does not strike me as very open, honest, forthcoming or exemplary as a parent, governor or VP candidate. And Levi Johnston sounds like a garbage mouth moron. (Check out his MySpace profile if it’s still up). He should be a clever and quality addition to the Palin clan.
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Do we know why Levi is levijohnstonpalin. Does Sarah know Levi’s hero is Barack Obama? Perhaps it’s time for The Secret Sarah Palin Chronicles?
Has anyone read The Beans of Egypt Maine? Read it. There is more truth than poetry in that book than I ever imagined.
To be continued.