Posted by voolavex in Uncategorized.
Tags: Atlantic City, Beauty Queen, Christian, fatal cancer, John McCain, nothin' to lose, Proverbs, Rush Limbaugh, Sally Sixpack, Sarah Palin
Sally Sixpack has figured out an odd way to help her running mate win the election.; something I think running mates are supposed to do. On Rush Limbaugh today she declared “she had nothing to lose” by saying the things she has said publicly for the last week or so. Well, Sally – here’s a tip – John McCain has poured millions of dollars into trying to win the White House – he has stumped all over the country while you had secret babies and a knocked up teenager and abuses of power on your tiny plate and your tiny mind. McCain is 72 – let’s face it – he tires more easily than someone in their 40’s. So while he was out busting his ass to win friends and influence people, build a war chest, narrow the field and win the GOP nomination – you were having your nails done and charging the taxpayers for travel time you didn’t even use. You are absolutely correct though. “You got nothin’ to lose” You haven’t spent millions of dollars of your money on fund raisers or McCain rallies to try for the brass ring. All you have is a bully pulpit, a big mouth and a nice rack. Whatever kind of Christian you claim to be is one who is certainly not very well acquainted with Scripture but in the book of Proverbs 10:18 this is way it’s said :
, “He that hideth hatred with lying lips, and he that uttereth a slander, is a fool.” So Sally – you appear to be a fool on a fool’s errand betraying even the poor man who so foolishly chose you to run with him. You got nothin’, you got nothin’ to loose. If you had an ounce of dignity and compassion you would make yourself invisible and step down. (Thanks Bob).
So this is what I think Sally, you are a fake. You are a has been beauty queen. You are a mean girl. You are the worm in the apple and the aftertaste in diet soda. And it used to be annoying but now it’s become dangerous – more dangerous than Bill Ayers, more dangerous than the name Hussein and way more dangerous than poor, shaky John McCain ever imagined. You are costing Senator McCain his bid at the White House. And even worse you are the still first runner up and will be crowned Miss America if he dies in office. I am a Democrat and hope he loses, but God, woman. What is wrong with you? I am thinking that this is your walk down the runway of life – going for the crown and the roses and getting a free trip to Atlantic City. You were nobody before and here’s the best part- you’ll be nobody and a joke soon. You need to get offa’ the ticket and ride outta’ town. Like Lou Reed sang back in the day:
Ride, sally, ride
It’s not your time, it’s just your confusion
Ride, sally, ride
It’s not your time …….
David Brooks who called you a fatal cancer was not far off. Rude, nasty, cruel – then take a look at yourself. He was being kind.
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Posted by voolavex in Politics & Religion, Uncategorized.
Tags: Barack Obama, Board of Directors, Crap, John McCain, liquid, non-sectarian, Prayer, Republican, Sally Six Pack, solvent
This world, today, is a terrifying spot to be in, I have created a non-sectarian, plea to whomever you wish to ask for aid and succor. Please feel free to share it.
“Dear Person of Power in the Spiritual Plane:
Please keep me from ever being in a financial position or a tax bracket that makes voting for a Republican ever seem like the right thing to do. Keep me solvent but liquid, keep me concerned for my fellow man and not my Board of Directors and please, whatever you do, bring Barack Obama to the White House. And when you have done that please pick a house and send John McCain to it and throw away the key. Strap Sally Six-Pack in a dog sled and mush her back to Juneau and deliver us from having this sort of crap exist.
Forever.
Amen”
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Posted by voolavex in Politics & Religion, Uncategorized.
Tags: Abuse of Power, Alaska, Barack Obama, Beauty Queen, heels, John McCain, lipsticks, list, Mom, Mrs. Malaprop, multi-tasking, Newsweek, Nov 5, Prayer, Sally Six Pack, Sarah Palin, Soccer Mom, Special Needs chidl, VP, Washington Post, Wasilla
Sally Six-Pack has maneuvered herself between a rock and a hard place on
a melting ice floe. Look at the multi-tasking list she has made for herself in this election:
Governor of the Great State of Alaska
Former Mayor of Metropolitan Wasilla
Former Beauty Queen
Soccer Mom
Hockey Mom
Mom of a Special Needs Child
Mom of a Pregnant Teenage Daughter
Mom of a Soldier
Committed Christian (not sure what that means but she is one)
Gun lover
VP candidate
Supporter of Secession for the Great State of Alaska
Show runner for McCain Campaign
Mrs. Malaprop.
Hottie
Hate Mongerer
Name caller
Faithful wife of First Dude (really?)
Cronyist
And, as of yesterday – an abuser of Political Power.
And if that’s not enough, last week, Sarah Palin made the cover of Newsweek this week and already folks are crying foul. Damn – I know plenty of people out here in TV land that would run a Hummer over a baby just to make the cover of Newsweek. What the hell is up with people – it’s a great close up shot – she looks age appropriate – in fact better, especially after five kids and all that sun damage out shooting caribou in the Great State of Alaska. So what’s the problem. Eeee-oooo – we can see a crow’s foot. Someone forgot to Photo shop her into a glamour kitten. Well, here the rub: Sal cannot have it both ways. Either she is a soccer mom married to Joe Six-pack – with a face untouched by Botox or she is a beauty queen who can’t actually wear heels and gloves at the same time. And it’s not even BOTH ways – She wants it every way. Check out her list above. Sarah’s acolytes expect her to be all those things and more and Sarah just eggs them on. (Oh and plus a politician and one with a brain too.). Well – in that case – you really cannot have it every which way you choose. The mere fact that Snarky Sally Six-pack got the cover of Newsweek should make her family and all her misguided followers thrilled. If we are lucky – after Nov 5, we will not see her again for many a moon.
New accusations by the Washington Post of her hate speech and slur mongering fuel the fire too. The cover of Newsweek is the least of her worries and ours. Sally Six-pack should have a sock stuffed in her mouth until the election is over and her presumptive running mate should keep running his and alienate even his closest friends on “both sides of the aisle.” One sings, the other doesn’t.
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Posted by voolavex in Uncategorized.
Tags: Alaska, beauty pageant, born again, Bristol, candidate, Cheney, earmarks, Far Right Cgristian show runners, Jesus, John McCain, Lies, line vetoes, Media, Miss Congeniality, pregnancy, Quayle, Sarah Palin, Shame, vice president, Wasilla, What would Jesus do?
Without bringing little Trig into this debate – as he is worthy of his own; let’s take a peek at what Gov. Sarah Palin has done to her family and in particular her eldest daughter Bristol in the last week by her bad decisions that include, lying, covering up and bad judgement. Factor in the fact that the Far Right Christian show runners are lapping it up like lemonade at a church picnic and you have a troublesome situation that focuses not on family and politics but Sarah’s ability to make thought-out, appropriate decisions.
Now, I suspect Sarah Palin was indeed embarrassed, ashamed and probably very upset when she first learned her daughter was knocked up at 17. Long before McCain came a-calling. But she also knew what she had was a small local dilemma that wouldn’t make too much of deal in Alaska – a couple of lines of omigods in the news and then Bristol and John could get hitched and sink back into Wasilla in relative anonymity. Trig’s birth in April hardly merited a mention even in the Alaskan news. Sarah didn’t really have to concoct too many lies and smokescreens – things happen, not enough church, not much to do for teenagers in Alaska…blah..blah..blah. End of problem. And then came John.
Yes, here comes the GOP presidential candidate and drops the run of a lifetime in your lap and you say, Yes indeedy and then you:
A. Ask yourself What would Jesus Do? and do it
B. Make full and verifiable disclosures
C You bite the bullet, swallow your shame and fess’ up
D. Make up a big fat lie and grab a baby blanket
Rather than spill the whole story about the baby, the next baby, the trooper, the earmarks, the line vetoes, the wholesale firing of government employees and her desire to secede from the Union, she started spinning stories forgetting that she also needed plausible deniability. Big, pregnant bumps are undeniable.
This is not a beauty pageant Miss Congeniality. I don’t think McCain knew Bristol was pregnant.
Let’s take a short peek, here at an aspect of The Religious Right. I think most religious families who flaunt their values and superiority flip out when it backfires on them. Due to the hypocrisy involved in many fundamentalist sects of organized religions – the folks do not usually practice what they preach and what they shove down the throat of others. We should expect daughters and sons of those families to save it for marriage and then do it like rabbits. Unwed motherhood is a huge sin in most fundamentalist faiths (except the FLDS). Even in 2008.
I don’t imagine Sarah is a very warm and fuzzy mother. Her behavior with Trig is very telling. But it seems to me trotting your family out on a national stage and in front of the world with a pregnant teenager hiding her bump with some baby in her arms must have been excruciating for Bristol. How could a mother do that to her child? Asking a pregnant girl to hide herself is just plain cruel and wrong. I don’t know what Jesus would have done – but I would have smote her on the spot. I presume Bristol was wrapped in a burqua until someone told Sarah she’s better come clean because it wouldn’t be a secret much longer. Most of what she has gotten in the media is what she created by being duplicitous, a liar and an opportunist with very questionable political values. Shame on you Sarah. I’ll bet John McCain would like to throw up.
Yet so many right wing women suddenly sympathize. Sarah’s family situation should have nothing to do with being Vice President and everyone knows it. But consider this and this is important. When you get “Jesus” you have to turn a blind eye to anythingyou thought and disremember everything you did before you were saved. I know this from experience. Born again women have no problem tearing their kid’s “bastards” out their arms and giving them away. I have seen it happen. First the riot act is read chapter and verse when the news of the pregnancy is found out. Then the hot baths and the triple pee on a stick tests. Abortion comes to mind but a condition of being saved is you must be willing to save everyone and everything no matter what. Did Bristol choose to stay knocked up. I doubt it. But knocked up she is and married in the cross hairs she will be – I don’t think it was in the plans however. So Sarah Palin is not well-acquainted with being politic. It appears she is in NO way being a heartbeat away. Didn’t anyone learn anything from Speak of the Devil Cheney? Okay, Dumb As Dirt Dan Quayle? Guess not.
Thanks John.
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Posted by voolavex in Uncategorized.
Tags: Alaska, Anita Bryant, baby, baby daddy, beauty queens, GOP, John McCain, King of the Hill, Mono, Peggy Hill, pregnancy, Sarah Palin, Trisomy 21, vice president
Who knew it would get so good so fast. Before I go another agate here, is it just me or does Sarah Palin look like a young Anita Bryant as a person and Peggy Hill on King of the Hill as a cartoon? The glasses, the hair, the lipstick. Anyone who wants to weigh in on that is invited to do so.
What was McCain thinking or was he? Did they put the names in a hat and pick. Does he just have a soft spot for beauty queens? Beauty queens scare me. These are some tough, shallow women capable of the venomous bite with smiles that would fool Jesus.
So let’s start with the Babygate. The whole story stinks like a full Pamper. Medically it makes no sense and bears more scrutiny. I have done some checking and have this to start:“If you believe that your water has broken, you should contact your health care provider. If your water breaks and you do not go into labor, there is an increased risk for germs and for infection in your pregnancy. The more time that occurs between the time that your water breaks and the time that you deliver increases the risk to your baby of infection. If your water breaks and you don’t start labor but you are after your 37th week of pregnancy, your health care provider may wish to induce labor so as to reduce the risk of infection.”
This is pretty much standard advice and it is a caution I have received in both my pregnancies. It seems that a pro-life woman carrying a baby with Trisomy 21 (Down Syndrome) would take extra special precaution with her condition. Many airlines require medical certification for late term mothers to be – interestingly enough Alaska Airlines is not one of those carriers. But still – the stuff drips and is icky and airplane births are dodgy at best; with a baby who has genetic issues it must be a nightmare. At the very least, she put her life and her son’s in jeopardy by doing what she did. If it actually happened the way she said, it showed very bad judgement and a single-mindedness that is troubling. Oh and the lying. That too.
Now it is part of her instant legend that she is a go-getter and multi-tasker who bounced back to work 3 days after the baby was born. I could hardly walk three days after either baby. Leaky breasts, sore genital area, hormone and mood swings not to mention most mother’s desire to be with their newborn as much as possible – especially one with health problems. This is pretty much the norm. Bonding? Remember that? Who took care of Trig. (Why does Trig’s name remind me of Michael Jackson and his son Blanket and Roy Rogers?). Did they have a nanny? Did she take him to work? Did she telecommute? Simple questions and easily answered if her story is not made of whole cloth (I never actually did figure out what that means but…). I agree with the Daily Kos (http://dailykos.com) and I love the fact that he called her out on it. I too call her out on it. I think Trig is a apple from her daughter’s tree, not hers. And who is the baby daddy – any of the two babies in question.
Poor Bristol. Who appears to be not as sharp as a pistol. First she has Mononucleosis (aka Pfeiffer’s Disease) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_mononucleosis. I can sympathize. I had it at 13 and relapsed again at 17. I would say 6 weeks is the average duration – it was for me in both cases only the second time I milked it good and stayed out of school for about 10 weeks. The first time I was as sick as a dog. So Bristol Palin- who should be on bed rest is out in the car having accidents? Well, assuming she had the energy and the strength for it – that is plausible but hasn’t been explained away by her parents so it is probably a lie.
Could this baby be Bristol’s son? Why not. The Religious Right does not like unwed motherhood at all. It catches them between a rock and a hard place. Cover it up or go to the clinic. I wonder what Bristol really wanted? Sarah’s abstinence position didn’t even work at home. Explain that away? It is inexplicable because even if she isn’t Trig’s mother – she still did the nasty and got knocked up. We think.
Sarah’s svelte beauty queen figure during pregnancy.? Didn’t happen. If she was pregnant when she announced it to her constituents I am Donald Duck.
So now we have an odd time frame. Keep up with me. Trig is born on April 18, 2008. I suspect Sarah went back to Alaska on short notice (via the Cape of Good Hope route) because Bristol went into labor. So ostensibly if Bristol is pregnant again (fool me once..) then she got pregnant in April (ouch – that had to hurt). Or she and her mother were pregnant at some small point at the same time? Or she saw how great her mother looked and felt in her pregnancy she decided she would do it herself.
So now what happens? Trig (who could be slightly small for his age) may be palmed off as Bristol’s baby in December. That’s a stretch. Or. Bristol will suffer the sadness of a miscarriage and be locked in a tower with her hair hanging down or both. John McCain and Sarah Palin meanwhile will flip out from the sex, lies and videotape.
This is like watching a train wreck. Schadenfreude at it finest. I must to educate myself about Troopergate now. But I am sure the Trig story is going to keep spinning and keep unraveling.
It is all quite voola.
Stay tuned, please
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