A Non-Sectarian Prayer for This Election October 12, 2008
Posted by voolavex in Politics & Religion, Uncategorized.Tags: Barack Obama, Board of Directors, Crap, John McCain, liquid, non-sectarian, Prayer, Republican, Sally Six Pack, solvent
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This world, today, is a terrifying spot to be in, I have created a non-sectarian, plea to whomever you wish to ask for aid and succor. Please feel free to share it.
“Dear Person of Power in the Spiritual Plane:
Please keep me from ever being in a financial position or a tax bracket that makes voting for a Republican ever seem like the right thing to do. Keep me solvent but liquid, keep me concerned for my fellow man and not my Board of Directors and please, whatever you do, bring Barack Obama to the White House. And when you have done that please pick a house and send John McCain to it and throw away the key. Strap Sally Six-Pack in a dog sled and mush her back to Juneau and deliver us from having this sort of crap exist.
Forever.
Amen”
Voolavex 
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