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China Thinks Jews Control Everything! March 31, 2014

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From their mouths to God’s ears.  Another round of bubbemeisses that asks the question:  if that’s true why are we still fighting for a sandy little schnip of land in the desert?    It’s not so much that Jews control everything – it has to do with survival and nowhere to go.  Today is the 622nd Anniversary of the Expulsion of Jews from Spain.  This opened the door for what we now call (and overuse) the Diaspora.  I suspect if the Jews had been left alone in Iberia and subsequently the known world; we might have simply gone about our business, enriched Europe and the world could have been a much sweeter place in general.  But nooooo.  From 1492 until 1968 the Inquisition was on the books; the 1517 mishegass at the Diet of Wurms gave us horns and tails and we were cast out, into the world.  We did pretty well all things considered.  So what Jews control – in my opinion – is the circumstances of own own destinies.  Being a Jew is an endurance test. The universal concern by others about what we do and don’t control shows us ahead in the polls. Without armies or soldiers or rights we do what we can and we learn to do it well.  Maybe the real mistake was letting us play with the kings in the counting houses.

March cannot decide how to make its exit.

Here is what has become tiresome lately.  The Democrats (my party) has taken to tabloid emails.  And I am very tired of them.  Since I don’t get GOP emails I suspect this is the done thing but enough. I will not chip in $3.  Hint:  Ask rich people for much more money.

I am beginning to understand “The War on Women“.  Beginning to??  Yes – about the only group left that is not a color or culture or religion is women.  Sonofabitch – we are everywhere and so who better to descend upon and try to control.  Clearly the Mad Tea Party has decided if you limit the rights – sorry – eliminate the rights of women – you will have a superior sense of control that will help you get past the fact that there is a man of color in the WHITE House.  They cannot move past it – so they are stuck in a briar patch of their own creation.  Who’s left?  Wimmin. And they must sit up nights thinking about things to do to shut down everything but menopause.  And they simply don’t make sense – but if they can exert some form of control then it must soothe their outrage and bolster their own sense of purpose.  I like Hillary but I don’t think she will fly in 2016 because if a woman follows a person of color into the WHITE House – they will grab each other’s tails and turn into butter.  Just a thought.

 

 Out Like A What? March 30, 2014

Posted by voolavex in Social Issues.
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Waiting for March 2014 to leave tomorrow and realize I spend lots of bon mots on FB.  Opinions that should rightly be here.  And owing to laziness and lack of energy ( that is another term for laziness) I have left poor Voolavex to its own devices.  Having none so it sits.

Is it the most fabulous blog written?  For me yes because I am an unabashed fan of my own writing style.  It flops at times but not in a way that cannot be fixed – editors have told me this and I believe them because they are editors after all.  With that in mind I shall return to these eldritch pages and be more productive.  Hits would be helpful.  Writers are serious egotists and they do love positive (and even negative) input.  

Things that Voolavex me:

Icon.  Please let it be a nice illuminated portrait of Byzantine saint or the Lord or his mother.  Nothing else.  It usually takes eons to achieve the position of icon.  Justin Bieber is not nor will he ever be one.

Signature style.  Boring.  It ended for me with Diana Vreeland’s wonderful t-straps and those hideous Chanel cuffs Carrie Donovan wore.  Audrey Hepburn had it and some truly do wear their personalities – but damn.  Everyone writes differently and therefore each style is a signature.  Let it be so.  (this includes other things like “brand”,”iconic style”, “trademark look”.)

Breaking News.  Usually it isn’t actually “news”.

Imported.  Now a euphemistic term for “Made in China”.  Beware this word when spending more than $10 on anything.

Pet Rescue Groups. Used to be real and very good at helping animals.  Now the purview of sad folks who also like money and judging other people’s lifestyles.  I support Best Friends for the most part because they do exactly what they say – they work to Save Them All.

Lawd I haven’t done this in ages so I will post it and then take up the screed betimes. If you like it – please do. And then check in again.